Get your mind out of the gutters! This is just a blog trying to record the food I eat, day to day. Like most, I'm trying to eat healthier and lose weight, so we'll see how it goes.
I've traveled a lot around the world, and the countries I can remember at the moment are: the US, the UK, France, Belgium, Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, The Netherlands, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Iceland, Mexico, Canada, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa. I waste way too much time online on the computer. I have two cats, named Mop and Raphael, as roommates -- they are deadbeats, and never contribute to the mortgage payment. I bought my first house in 2005 after decades of avoiding 'becoming a real adult'. I haven't dressed up for Halloween in over a decade, when I last went as a computer chip. I once spent a summer juggling on the streets of Orlando for money every Friday night, and was awful, making less than $5 a night between my friend and I -- enough for donuts and sodas, if we pretended gas was free. I've climbed mountains in Switzerland, sheared a sheep in New Zealand, visited Iceland in the winter, walked a ferret in Prague, showered outside with monkeys staring in South Africa, and traveled to Belgium for 4 hours solely to consume a Belgian Waffle. Also, I hate brussel sprouts, which have a slimey texture to me.